ASK ME THESE
- 1: Picture of yourself
- 2: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?
- 3: Have you ever been dumped?
- 4: What do you most like about making out?
- 5: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?
- 6: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?
- 7: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?
- 8: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?
- 9: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
- 10: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?
- 11: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?
- 12: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?
- 13: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?
- 14: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?
- 15: Do you miss your last sweetie?
- 16: Last time you slow danced with someone?
- 17: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?
- 18: How can I win your heart?
- 19: What is your astrological sign?
- 20: What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
- 21: Do you cook?
- 22: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?
- 23: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?
- 24: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?
- 25: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?
- 26: Name four things that you wish you had:
- 27: Are you a player?
- 28: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?
- 29: Are you a tease?
- 30: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?
- 31: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?
- 32: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?
- 33: Hugs or Kisses?
- 34: Are you too shy to ask someone out?
- 35: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
- 36: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?
- 37: . If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?
- 38: Do you flirt a lot?
- 39: Your last kiss?
- 40: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2011?
- 41: Have you kissed anyone in the past month?
- 42: If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
- 43: Do you know who you’ll kiss next?
- 44: Does someone like you currently?
- 45: Do you currently have feelings for anyone?
- 46: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
- 47: Ever made out with just a friend?
- 48: Are you happier single or in a relationship?
you guys i opened a door to let the dogs out and a fucking spider ran across my foot inside and then i was screaming and my mom dropped a plastic bowl on it to not let it run away and then it fUCKING GAVE BIRTH ON THE FLOOR IN THE BOWL AND THEN WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING
WHAT DO I DO
ITS STILL IN THE BOWL AND ITS JUST HAVING MORE BABIES
FUCK
IT DROPPED MORE BABIES
MY DADS LIKE GASSING THEM WITH SPRAY AND ITS STILL GIVING BIRTH
YOU GUYS THOSE ARE ALL BABIES
FUCK MY LIFE
There is only one solution:
(Source: inlouhazthrusts, via auddss)
